In the most important opinion poll of the last few weeks, Flume Jockeys have accused Anne Robinson of being a Public Menace, in the eminent company of Peter Stringfellow, Piers Morgan and Dame Shirley Bassey.
People seem to be disgruntled with the way the carrot-topped Princess of Weakness becomes younger, while simultaneously growing older. Anne’s transformation from “the crinkly satsuma” (the abusive nickname popularised by Peter Mandelson) to fresh-faced freckle-fancy in under 5 years has every one asking questions.
The Blogonauts chased up devoted Weakest Link aficionado and ex-contestant Hillary Clinton to ask some vital questions regarding Anne. Hillary confirmed rumours that before the show, high-pitched hullabaloo and smoke often gushed out of Robinson's heavily guarded clandestine toilet.
Within the world of showbiz, it is widely understood that JK Rowling's (author and twat) intense hostility to the suggestion of Robinson starring as Ginny Weasely, in her much-admired Potter spin off 'HP - The Cappuccino Years' initiated Anne’s unremitting lust for youth. Anne’s all too public humiliation sparked a frenzy of surgery where the gifted TV host pursued a youthful, impish and handsome façade.
Gossip aside, it is noticeable to anyone anaesthetised enough to view an episode of Weakest Link that it is in fact the Public Toilet that Anne routinely spouts her muddled, self righteous drivel that distresses society. Anne is a walking contradiction, bold as a badger but also a lady that deems it tolerable to collect her infant daughter from school, drive to a petrol station, purchase Vodka, and get off her speckled tits. Anne also famously berates Blue Peter contestants. It appears to be difficult for the flume riders to relate to her life of vice and lice.
And for that reason you have voted Anne Robinson the Leakest Wink - Blog Off!
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