defying the scientific community and human kind, you the blogjockeys have demanded more feet.
1. how many more?
2. should these new feet be concerned and burdened with conventional dress codes such socks and shoes?
3. what about ankles?
when we caught up with ex-defence minister geoff hoon he initially refused to comment. however when he emerged from his office, clammy and disturbed he whispered into our correspondents ear, 'feet have always been a source of social tension in modern britain. i think it prudent that any talk of more feet should be struck down with an iron fist in a velvet glove.'
thanks geoff.
hoof advocate and ready steady cook maestro ainsley harriet expressed disappointment with the new poll, 'the british public are not yet ready to embrace the idea that the shoe barons have blocked all logical debate on hooves. who needs shoes when you can have hooves?'
the prospect of the british people trotting around like a bunch of startled centaurs both excites and bewilders the blogonauts. BLOG ON.
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