Nick Clegg, aspiring PM, today released plans for an elite set of Lib Dem groupies to lock horns with his competitors celebrity entourages. In a 'Tropicana Party' to celebrate an election contest that seems to have been blown open, despite the Lib Dems starting gingerly, Clegg has released his own personal guestlist. Names on the list are rumoured to be:
Geri Haliwell
Patsy Palmer
Nicola out of girls aloud
Ron Weasley
Ann Robinson
Bradley from Eastenders and his dad
Cilla Black
Tin Tin
Paul Scholes
Chris Evans
Mick Hucknell
Steve Davis
Rupert the Bear
Basil Brush
and Nicole Kidman
This is a clear effort to try and gain support from almost every area of society in a party that is set to be the biggest of the year.
Clegg's Orange Army is bang on the blog...
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