Kim Woodburn, celebrated cleaner and "Sanitation Superwoman", has revealed that she can no longer keep her past buried (unlike her child - see picture above). After being left high and dry with a weighty womb, Kim was forced to deliver her own infant single-handedly. The child was born six months premature (at the tender age of 0), lifeless and therefore of no interest to Kim.
The busty Kim decided to take the child to the park, but not for playtime... "You have to understand" she asserted, "It was the 60s, everyone was was burying babies!". Kim believes this horrific occurence is part of what shaped her life and made her the person she is today. "Maybe one day, these mud babies will sprout into trees for everyone to enjoy" said a traumatised Woodburn.
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