Friday, 16 April 2010

David Caruso -round hole square clegg?



David Caruso, notorious for his role as Horatio Cane in the chic series 'CSI: Miami' is rumoured to be in talks with Ken Loach and FilmFour. There is hearsay surrounding a two-part-epic-biopic of the life and works of Nick Clegg. A FilmFour insider said 'the Americans have a monopoly on magnetic main men, and hopefully 'Nick Clegg - The Awakening' can contend with American franchises such as the 'Bourne' films'.

We caught up with David in a snobbish bistro in Delaware.

BLOGFLUME (BF): So Nick Clegg? Are the rumours genuine?
David: Yes.
BF: How was your chow?
D: Fucking ghastly!
BF: David, thank you.

So there we have it, it might be, it could be, it definitely should be … bang on the blog.

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